This page is a tribute to all the random contributors to our site. Their stays were usually short, but they came to regale us of tales from all across the globe, and from a variety of different backgrounds. Without them, who knows where we’d be today. If you’d like to see your chosen moniker on this page, feel free to make some stoner-related art, or write up an article; you can be internet famous!
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This article was written for the site by our frequent contributer Lotus.
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Why You Should Buy a Vaporizer and Which One You Should Probably Buy
I’ve been an avid smoker for a while (about 4 years), but only recently purchased my first vape. There were a number of reasons holding me back, initially, including price, the different high, and the necessity of having to power it. Hopefully I can convince you to, at the very least, check one out.
This article was written for the site by our friendly contributor Lotus, who has written some interesting articles for us in the past.
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Now, I’m sure most of the patrons of this site are probably well seasoned smokers who know the ropes of the drug game like the back of their hand. However, there are undoubtedly some people out there who have yet to try buying weed, and are understandably a bit intimidated by the concept. Hopefully I can clear up any misconceptions, and quell any fears you might have.
It’s true. There is a forum. That link on the right that says “Forum (beta)“? Try giving it a click. You might find interaction with other stoners (other people!) interesting. Give it a shot.
Leave comments or suggestions below.
Edit: It’s not true, we do not have a forum. The last one was overrun by spam-bots, and had gotten completely out of hand so it was deleted. We hope to again have a forum, at some point in the future.
The following delicious recipe was written for Stoner Culture by Sassy Not Classy. Enjoy!
He is known only as “editor.” It is rumored that he once had a name, but during a period of strife he ate his name for sustenance. In any case, the man is the visionary who designed and created this very website. More myth than man, editor has been sighted driving around in his sporty little vehicle, riding around on his sporty little motorcycle, testing his endurance on a bicycle, and of course smoking the ganja (or occasionally enjoying a fine opiate). There are psychedelics in his past, but they will likely remain there for at least the immediate future.
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by Lb13
Puff Puff Pass—This means take two puffs then pass it to the next guy. This is usually said when someone takes a bunch of tokes without sharing once. Usually everyone has a understanding that you take two puffs then you pass it to the right, but if someone violates that understanding someone will let him know by saying ”puff puff pass!”
Don’t Fuck Up The Rotation—Fucking up the rotation is never a good thing to do in any crowd. This usually happens when a person passing is too high to remember who’s next to get the blunt and passes it to the wrong person, at which point a good Samaritan will correct him by saying ”Don’t fuck up the rotation!”
You Touched It, You Hit It—This phrase in stoner culture means that if you touch the bong blunt pipe or joint then you MUST take a puff. This usually happens when there is a circle of pot heads standing around getting high off the same blunt joint or pipe and there is someone else standing there who doesn’t wish to smoke and he grabs the blunt to pass it to the next guy. Little does he know the next guy won’t accept it unless he takes a puff because ‘’he touched it, now he must hit it.’
I like these phrases because they were formed so everyone gets high and no one is left out. That sort of thought process is what sets potheads aside from users of hard drugs. Although these phrases are sometimes found used in reference to other recreational substances they are almost exclusively used within the stoner culture.
If you have any thoughts, opinions or other phrases feel free to post a comment.
All credit goes to VladTemplar for originally writing this.
So you want to know the state of the law eh? Then listen up.
What you’re about to read was written by our own dear member Lotus. You absolutely, under no circumstances, should in any way perform the actions described here. Now that the obvious is out of the way, I’ll tell you that Lotus is a very intense automotive enthusiast; he just loves cars.
Lotus, who has posted here before, sent me this story he wrote the other night after smoking very excessive quantities of fine Austin homegrown:
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Looking back on it, I do seem to remember a strange whistling sound in the background. I thought it was just a spurious noise, so I ignored it. As the whistling got louder, I could hear the sound of a plane’s engines roaring overhead. It was odd. I hadn’t heard them until just then, when they had been just as loud for at least a minute before. I realized that I had been hearing the sound, but I was simply not interested in it. As the whistling was at its highest peak, the thought crossed through my mind that it might be a bomb. I knew this was just the product of paranoia, but I started to become worried.
