The Case For Vaporizers

Sunday, October 26th, 2008

This article was written for the site by our frequent contributer Lotus.

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Why You Should Buy a Vaporizer and Which One You Should Probably Buy

I’ve been an avid smoker for a while (about 4 years), but only recently purchased my first vape. There were a number of reasons holding me back, initially, including price, the different high, and the necessity of having to power it. Hopefully I can convince you to, at the very least, check one out.

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    How One Might Go About Purchasing The Fine Green Herb

    Wednesday, October 22nd, 2008

    This article was written for the site by our friendly contributor Lotus, who has written some interesting articles for us in the past.

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    Now, I’m sure most of the patrons of this site are probably well seasoned smokers who know the ropes of the drug game like the back of their hand. However, there are undoubtedly some people out there who have yet to try buying weed, and are understandably a bit intimidated by the concept. Hopefully I can clear up any misconceptions, and quell any fears you might have.

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      We Have A Forum

      Monday, October 20th, 2008

      It’s true. There is a forum. That link on the right that says “Forum (beta)“? Try giving it a click. You might find interaction with other stoners (other people!) interesting. Give it a shot.

      Leave comments or suggestions below.

      Edit: It’s not true, we do not have a forum. The last one was overrun by spam-bots, and had gotten completely out of hand so it was deleted. We hope to again have a forum, at some point in the future.

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        Canna-Olive Oil & Balsamic Vinegar Dipping Sauce For Focaccia Bread

        Monday, October 20th, 2008

        The following delicious recipe was written for Stoner Culture by Sassy Not Classy. Enjoy!

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          Big Boss

          Thursday, October 16th, 2008

          He is known only as “editor.” It is rumored that he once had a name, but during a period of strife he ate his name for sustenance. In any case, the man is the visionary who designed and created this very website. More myth than man, editor has been sighted driving around in his sporty little vehicle, riding around on his sporty little motorcycle, testing his endurance on a bicycle, and of course smoking the ganja (or occasionally enjoying a fine opiate). There are psychedelics in his past, but they will likely remain there for at least the immediate future.
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            Stoner Culture Phrases

            Sunday, October 12th, 2008

            by Lb13

            Puff Puff Pass—This means take two puffs then pass it to the next guy. This is usually said when someone takes a bunch of tokes without sharing once. Usually everyone has a understanding that you take two puffs then you pass it to the right, but if someone violates that understanding someone will let him know by saying ”puff puff pass!”

            Don’t Fuck Up The Rotation—Fucking up the rotation is never a good thing to do in any crowd. This usually happens when a person passing is too high to remember who’s next to get the blunt and passes it to the wrong person, at which point a good Samaritan will correct him by saying ”Don’t fuck up the rotation!”

            You Touched It, You Hit It—This phrase in stoner culture means that if you touch the bong blunt pipe or joint then you MUST take a puff. This usually happens when there is a circle of pot heads standing around getting high off the same blunt joint or pipe and there is someone else standing there who doesn’t wish to smoke and he grabs the blunt to pass it to the next guy. Little does he know the next guy won’t accept it unless he takes a puff because ‘’he touched it, now he must hit it.’

            I like these phrases because they were formed so everyone gets high and no one is left out. That sort of thought process is what sets potheads aside from users of hard drugs. Although these phrases are sometimes found used in reference to other recreational substances they are almost exclusively used within the stoner culture.

            If you have any thoughts, opinions or other phrases feel free to post a comment.

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              Legal Advice

              Thursday, October 2nd, 2008

              All credit goes to VladTemplar for originally writing this.

              So you want to know the state of the law eh? Then listen up.

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                Driving While Stoned

                Wednesday, October 1st, 2008

                What you’re about to read was written by our own dear member Lotus. You absolutely, under no circumstances, should in any way perform the actions described here. Now that the obvious is out of the way, I’ll tell you that Lotus is a very intense automotive enthusiast; he just loves cars.

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                  A Sensory Experience, Courtesy of Lotus

                  Sunday, September 28th, 2008

                  Lotus, who has posted here before, sent me this story he wrote the other night after smoking very excessive quantities of fine Austin homegrown:

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                  Looking back on it, I do seem to remember a strange whistling sound in the background. I thought it was just a spurious noise, so I ignored it. As the whistling got louder, I could hear the sound of a plane’s engines roaring overhead. It was odd. I hadn’t heard them until just then, when they had been just as loud for at least a minute before. I realized that I had been hearing the sound, but I was simply not interested in it. As the whistling was at its highest peak, the thought crossed through my mind that it might be a bomb. I knew this was just the product of paranoia, but I started to become worried.

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                    Waiting

                    Saturday, September 20th, 2008

                    Waiting is something that marijuana smokers are intimately familiar with. This is unfortunate, because waiting to re-up is rarely an experience we savor. This is double the case when you’re dry. Why all the waiting? Aside from the fact that the market is concerned with an illegal product, we wait because drug dealers are very shitty business people. This is especially the case with pot dealers. The pot dealers most people have to deal with are people on the very bottom of the food chain. They’re slanging so they can smoke for free, or so they can have a meager supplement to their income. Anyway, the point that I was originally intending to make is that drug dealers are shitty business people because the nature of the market allows it.

                    This is the first post of the Stoner Culture blog, and I would like to welcome any new readers to the site. Post your own tales of shitty dealers by making a comment below.

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