Archive for the ‘How To’ Category

Stoner’s Guide to Cheating/Beating Drug Tests

Saturday, October 8th, 2011

I don’t know that there’s a cannabis enthusiast in America who has not faced a stressful drug test situation (I’ve certainly faced plenty). Whether they’re related to probation or employment, millions of Americans face worrisome drug screenings every year.

Even completely clean individuals break a sweat inside the testing office… Hell, we’ve all seen the Seinfeld episode where Elaine fails a drug test due to eating poppy seeds. It isn’t the most likely false positive scenario, but it is entirely possible. There are countless reasons why you might fail a drug test when no drugs have ever been ingested.

Americans should know their rights and when to exercise them, including (most importantly) those who are doing nothing wrong. If you’re on the wrong end of the justice system, the best-intentioned, most honorable man can be a victim. In this same vein, we should be well-versed in the capabilities and limitations of drug tests.

Short on time? Visit the Drug Test FAQ!
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Squad leader from Vietnam War shows us how to smoke weed with a GUN

Tuesday, November 9th, 2010

This is how you get your weed smoking done when in a war zone. Like it? Got a video of some modern day soldiers toking up on fine Afghan hashish? Leave a comment!

Lotus’ Guide to Psychedelic Use

Sunday, May 23rd, 2010

[stc: this was written by our established contributor Lotus, who is a frequent user of psychedelics and occasionally rides motocross stoned]
Tripping for the first time on a psychedelic can be a very stressful time for any person. Most people have no idea what to expect from a drug like LSD, psilocybe mushrooms, or mescaline, and the rumors and myths surrounding these drugs can make it difficult to tell fact from fiction. I’m going to try to tell you some things to help you out on what can be a life-changing experience, so that it’s a change for the better, and not the worse.

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A Variation On The Classic ‘Green Dragon’

Saturday, December 6th, 2008

This article was written for the site by potsmoker and culinary artist Sassy Not Classy.
Have you ever wanted to get drunk AND high, without having to put down your beer to smoke a bowl? Well I have the perfect solution for you. Make some weedohol!

Ingredients:

  • Any kind of alcohol, 40% or higher
  • Tasty weed

I used half a 26oz of Bacardi white rum and 1/4oz of sticky icky delicious tasting weed. All you do is bust up the weed a bit and shove it into the bottle and shake it up. I left it in the cupboard for about a month, shaking every week or so.
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Stoner Recipe: Cannabutter Cake With Lemon Sauce

Sunday, November 2nd, 2008

This tasty recipe is the second written for our site by Sassy Not Classy. For those who missed it, here’s the first recipe. Enjoy!

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For my next endeavour, I made a hot lemon sauce to go over a cake, which is very similar to lemon pie filling. The strong lemon flavour really covered up the weedy tasting butter. Lime juice and zest could be substituted to make a lime sauce.

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The Best Program You’ve Probably Never Heard Of: XaoS

Tuesday, October 28th, 2008

Do you want to create crazy fractals like this, or this? The answer, of course, is yes. You, as a marijuana smoker, are guaranteed to love this program. Combine with music for a better time.

Download Links:

Max OS X
Windows
Linux (source)

Glass Pipe Sanitation and Resin

Tuesday, October 28th, 2008

This article was written for the site by the same fellow who wrote the ecstasy trip report. This guide is perfect if you’re wondering how to clean a glass pipe while saving the resin.

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            Keeping your smoking instruments sanitary and clean is an important action in order to prevent buildup of bacteria, inhalation of ash and chemicals, and poor smoke taste.  If you own a glass piece, keeping it sanitary is easy to do and doesn’t take very long.  The benefit is a safer, better tasting smoke. You will also be instructed in the creation of crystallized pipe resin.

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How One Might Go About Purchasing The Fine Green Herb

Wednesday, October 22nd, 2008

This article was written for the site by our friendly contributor Lotus, who has written some interesting articles for us in the past.

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Now, I’m sure most of the patrons of this site are probably well seasoned smokers who know the ropes of the drug game like the back of their hand. However, there are undoubtedly some people out there who have yet to try buying weed, and are understandably a bit intimidated by the concept. Hopefully I can clear up any misconceptions, and quell any fears you might have.

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Canna-Olive Oil & Balsamic Vinegar Dipping Sauce For Focaccia Bread

Monday, October 20th, 2008

The following delicious recipe was written for Stoner Culture by Sassy Not Classy. Enjoy!

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How To: Not Get Busted

Thursday, October 2nd, 2008

Reading this could very well keep you out of jail.

It sucks to get busted. The above document, which was written by VladTemplar, tells you exactly what to do when the police attempt a violation of your rights. Have you ever wondered where the best place to store your drugs while driving is? Wonder no more (the trunk). You will also be instructed on how to deal with police who bang loudly on your door when you’re just trying to toke and listen to a little music. More advanced topics such as search warrants and the ol’ stop and frisk are also covered.