Archive for the ‘How To’ Category

A Variation On The Classic ‘Green Dragon’

Saturday, December 6th, 2008

This article was written for the site by potsmoker and culinary artist Sassy Not Classy.
Have you ever wanted to get drunk AND high, without having to put down your beer to smoke a bowl? Well I have the perfect solution for you. Make some weedohol!

Ingredients:

  • Any kind of alcohol, 40% or higher
  • Tasty weed

I used half a 26oz of Bacardi white rum and 1/4oz of sticky icky delicious tasting weed. All you do is bust up the weed a bit and shove it into the bottle and shake it up. I left it in the cupboard for about a month, shaking every week or so.
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Stoner Recipe: Cannabutter Cake With Lemon Sauce

Sunday, November 2nd, 2008

This tasty recipe is the second written for our site by Sassy Not Classy. For those who missed it, here’s the first recipe. Enjoy!

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For my next endeavour, I made a hot lemon sauce to go over a cake, which is very similar to lemon pie filling. The strong lemon flavour really covered up the weedy tasting butter. Lime juice and zest could be substituted to make a lime sauce.

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The Best Program That You’ve Probably Never Heard Of: XaoS

Tuesday, October 28th, 2008

Do you want to create crazy fractals like this, or this? The answer, of course, is yes. You, as a marijuana smoker, are guaranteed to love this program. Combine with music for a better time.

Download Links:

Max OS X
Windows
Linux (source)

Glass Pipe Sanitation and Resin

Tuesday, October 28th, 2008

This article was written for the site by the same fellow who wrote the ecstasy trip report. This guide is perfect if you’re wondering how to clean a glass pipe while saving the resin.

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            Keeping your smoking instruments sanitary and clean is an important action in order to prevent buildup of bacteria, inhalation of ash and chemicals, and poor smoke taste.  If you own a glass piece, keeping it sanitary is easy to do and doesn’t take very long.  The benefit is a safer, better tasting smoke. You will also be instructed in the creation of crystallized pipe resin.

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How One Might Go About Purchasing The Fine Green Herb

Wednesday, October 22nd, 2008

This article was written for the site by our friendly contributor Lotus, who has written some interesting articles for us in the past.

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Now, I’m sure most of the patrons of this site are probably well seasoned smokers who know the ropes of the drug game like the back of their hand. However, there are undoubtedly some people out there who have yet to try buying weed, and are understandably a bit intimidated by the concept. Hopefully I can clear up any misconceptions, and quell any fears you might have.

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Canna-Olive Oil & Balsamic Vinegar Dipping Sauce For Focaccia Bread

Monday, October 20th, 2008

The following delicious recipe was written for Stoner Culture by Sassy Not Classy. Enjoy!

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How To: Not Get Busted

Thursday, October 2nd, 2008

Reading this could very well keep you out of jail.

 

It sucks to get busted. The above document, which was written by VladTemplar, tells you exactly what to do when the police attempt a violation of your rights. Have you ever wondered where the best place to store your drugs while driving is? Wonder no more (the trunk). You will also be instructed on how to deal with police who bang loudly on your door when you’re just trying to toke and listen to a little music. More advanced topics such as search warrants and the ol’ stop and frisk are also covered.

On Lighters—Just Buy the Damn Bic

Thursday, September 25th, 2008

It has never ceased to amaze me just how many stoners partake of our peculiar craft with the inferior sort of lighter that is a complete chore to get lit and keep lit. During my introductory period to the herb, I was always at the mercy of other people’s lighters, and as a result of this I am a hardcore lighter nazi. I shouldn’t have to state this, but by referring to myself as a nazi I am attempting to illustrate by means of hyperbola that I am rather picky when it comes to the sort of lighter I choose to carry. Anyway, I soon learned that the piss-poor lighters other people carry are never to be trusted when it comes time to light the bowl. The solution?

 

A Bic lighter:

Hell yes. These lighters are simple, practically indestructible and they always light until they run out of gas. Really: every stoner should carry a no-nonsense gets-the-job-done-every-time lighter like this. Plus, the safety mechanism is laughably simple to remove and with a minimum of work (how-to of that here) you can remove it and have a lighter that is extremely easy to strike:

 

We can do this, people. It’s not hard. Just buy the damn Bic next time you’re at the convenience store and you need a lighter.